Breakfast with Isabelle

"Isabelle, do you want toast for breakfast?"

"Toast!"

"Honey or jam?"

"Jam! Honey!! Jam!!"

"Kaylee is eating jam too"

"Isabelle honey!"

I make the toast and set them down at the table

Just as I am about to sit down...

"Fork!"

Eating toast with a fork is weird, but, ok I hand her the blue fork

"Mommy fork!"

Fine. I hand her my fork (just a normal fork) and take her blue one

"Noooo!!!"

Oh. She wants both? I give them to her. 

She looks at me like I'm crazy

"Mommy fork" as she hands me the silver one. 

Oh she wants me to eat with the fork. No not happening. I take the fork and hide it under my plate. 

Kaylee wants juice so I give her the blue sippy with juice. Oops. That deeply offended Isabelle. I get the green sippy and give it to Kaylee and give Issy the blue one. 

Isabelle tries to fork the toast. It's impossible.

"CUT! CUT CUT CUT"

The chant continues until the toast is in bite size pieces 

We eat our toast

Kaylee is done and throws one peice to the ground.

That's not okay with queen Isabelle 

"Uh oh mommy"

I keep eating

"MOOOOMMMM!"

Calmly- "yes baby?"

"Kakey toast fall down"

Sigh

I pick it up and give it to Kaylee.

One bite later

Kaylees toast is on the floor again

"Uh oh mommy!"

"What baby?"

"Kakey toast"

"She's all done, it can stay on the floor"

Wrong

"Nooo! Mom no! Mom no!"

So I put it back on the table. 

It's on the floor

Back on the table

On the floor

Kaylee laughs

We play this game for too long.

Eventually I finish my toast

"Mom toast"

"Yep I'm done"

"No, mom more toast"

She points to the toaster

Now she wants me to eat more

"Honey, I'm done eating, I'm too full to eat more."

She takes it surprisingly well

I take Kaylee out of her chair and wash her hands

Isabelle wants her hands washed too

I wash her hands

She looks at her toast

"Mom, pease throw this in trash"

That was polite 

"Are you done?"

"TRASH!"

Mk

In the trash

Now she wants Cheerios

But she wants the blue bowl

Oh no. They are all in the dishwasher 

That's not okay with her

We only have pink and orange 

"Orange"

I start to pour...

"NO NO!"

"You mean pink?"

"Yes, pink"

We are still working on colors

She eats her Cheerios and she has me do a couple hundred other things.

It's two hours later and she just finished her breakfast 

... Lunch is soon...

Here we go

:;)